Jeremy’s Joke of the day

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If you ever need a good laugh to start off your day then listen in to Jeremy’s Joke of the Day every weekday morning from at 6:15 am! After the joke why don’t you stay and listen to the rest of the Jeremy show for even more laughs to start the day right!

 

Past Jeremy’s Joke of the day!

8/21/2023

What do you call a pig that practices karate? Answer; A pork chop.

 

8/18/2023

What do you call an angry carrot? Answer; A steamed veggie.

 

8/17/2023

What do sprinters eat before they race? Answer;  Nothing. They fast.

 

8/16/2023

What do you call a sad strawberry? Answer; A blue berry!

 

8/15/2023

Why do cows wear bells? Answer; Because their horns don’t work.

 

8/14/2023

Why was the fish’s grades bad? Answer; They were below sea level.

 

8/11/2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Answer; She kept running away from the ball!

 

8/10/2023

What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer; Depresso.

 

8/9/2023

What do clouds wear under their shorts? Answer; Thunder pants!

 

8/8/2023

What do lawyers wear to court? Answer; Lawsuits.

 

8/7/2023

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Answer; Because the “P” is silent.

 

8/4/2023

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? Answer; I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

8/3/2023

What did the horse say after it tripped? Answer; Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

 

8/2/2023

What do you call a comedian with a cup of grape juice? Answer; enter-staining.

 

8/1/2023:

What kind of tears do cowboys cry? Answer; frontiers.

 

7/31/2023:

Why don’t polar bears live in Australia? Answer: they don’t Koala-Fy